Cute Malisa@Bellevue and getting things wrong

[James Dean]

Bellevue12
12 Bellevue St.
Surry Hills

Howdy Gang,

This is a review of Malisa.

Before I tell you about it I need to give you some background s that you’ll understand how it all turned out.

In life I get so many thing wrong. I can’t seem to ever figure out anything correctly. I think the best example that illustrates this is the way I typically mis-hear lyrics to songs.

I hear the lyrics of songs more times wrong that right. Let me give you some examples.

For years I thought Elvis in his song Don’t Be Cruel sang the lyric “Don’t be cruel to a heartless Jew”. I figure I thought this because as a young sprog I was sensitive about being Jewish. Listen to the lyric yourself from the link below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noE1u3Xu6Vg

When the Beatles sang I Want to Hold our Hand. I thought they sang “I get high. I get high. I get high”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipADNlW7yBM


In Jimi Hendrix Purple Haze I thought he sang “Scuse me while I kiss this guy”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJYmUIj64Wc


In Toto’s song Africa, I thought they sang “I left the brains down in Africa”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZizf-xtVRg


While listening to the Bee Gees How Deep is your love I thought I heard “And you come to me in a submarine”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpqqjU7u5Yc


In Celine Dion’s theme from Titanic I would have bet the house she sang “I believe that the hot dogs go on. . .”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KBQLgeKRbg


Did Whitney Houston really sing “I’m shaving off my muff for you”?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIV2rYBPZcM


Finally, in Robert Palmer’s Addicted to Love, I was positive that he sang “You might as well face it you’re a dick with a glove!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE

Look, I could go on all night about this. Michael Jackson had millions of songs I heard wrong. In Billie Jean I thought he sang either “The chair is not my son” or “The sheriff is not my son”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45Ph_MXIP1o


You get the point, I always get things wrong and lyric to songs are just symbolic of this.

Well, we now arrive at Malisa.

Malisa said she was 28 and that looked about right. She has lovely long hair, petite, slender body with A cups that suit her. She is about 5’2”, in the old parlance, and has a neat, close cropped pussy. I think she is pretty.

She is new to Bellevue and seems new to being a WL also. She knows what to do, but needs a bit more experience.

She has had a bub, but her pussy is tight.

I liked her. Her English is not good, but she had a nice, quiet manner about her.

She did bbj with cim. I had he is mish and doggie.

As I said, I liked her and with experience she will be one of the stars there.

Ok, why did I give that long winded mention about getting things wrong? Well, I had had a spat with Jennifer, about her booking arrangements, and when I saw her in the waiting room said I’d like to talk to her. She gave me a look of pure hate and stormed in the inner sanctum of this place.

Folks, trying to talk to her was a big mistake and the other ladies looked gobsmacked.

What do you say in a situation like this?

Dean: Looks like I’m not on her Xmas card list and have been taken off speed dial.
YuYu: (Nods in agreement.)

I know you wanted one more mis-heard lyric. In CCR’s Bad Moon Rising, I heard “Don’t go around to night. They’re bound to take your life. There’s a bathroom on the right!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6iRNVwslM4


Well, I’ve got to go now.

See ya’ll soon.

Until that time mates . . .until that time.

James

[boronia]

I had that problem with the words of songs, too.

Could never understand why John Farmham sang about "We rob someone's daughter, we rob someone's son..."

But I got a new battery for my hearing aid and it made a lot of differences.

[James Dean]

You mean that isn't the correct lyric?

Next, you'll be telling me Mamasans don't tell the truth, brothel websites are not accurate and photos on Cracker are photoshopped?

Please don't tell me there is no Santa!

James

[chuck69]

Methinks you are too kind on Malisa James D. Is there a lyric called IDunmemoney? I agree with your description of the lady quite petite but very disappointing service. No passion, no close ness, almost put the condom on when I was showering (literary licence there but you know what I mean. I found her to be an inexperienced service provider,time wasting, showered before and after the effort. I lost interest in her efforts and told her to whack me off. This is coming from an old man easier to get off than shelling a half dozen prawns. With time remaining she said nothing but entered the shower then got dressed. I think the first time I have left disappointed from this den of more than capable foxes. When I departed the stairs Jessica, Nancy and a number of other stars were in the waiting area but they were not there when I attended at 11.10 AM. In closing I think the only English word she knew was 'shower.'

[James Dean]

Hi chuck69

I take your point about the time wasting showers, but AT LEAST SHE HAD SHOWERS.

It's when thy don't have showers I start to worry.

I also agree she does not tackle the job with gusto, but more like she is dreaming and I am a bit player in that dream

James