http://cracker.com.au/classifieds/sydne ... 32685.aspx
and she has more pics here:
http://cracker.com.au/classifieds/sydne ... 20881.aspx
Some chick called Riley (0431 445 867), who operates out of a flat in Surry Hills. The flat itself is very clean and tidy. It feels like someone’s private home.
I was greeted by an obese chick in her twenties. She had a pretty face, but that was her sole redeeming feature. As you can see from the above ads, I was expecting a hot young chick with a sexy body. Hangdog, if you’re still reading, you’ll be disappointed in me. I didn’t have the guts to turn around and walk back out. Instead, I handed her the $250 and proceeded with shower, followed by very poor massage technique. Then the dosy cow gets oil on my cock, which is not a good idea if you’re about to put on a rubber. So I had to go and wash that oil off first
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She couldn’t figure out why I was “so quiet”, but seriously, I’m not gonna chat up a fatso. Because she was so fat, I had trouble getting it up, and I came as quickly as I could and fucked off out of there 20 mins early.
I suppose it’s really my fault – the devil is in the detail of the ad. If you look carefully, you’ll see she’s specified her height as 5’6” (167cm,), yet her dress size is 10. Normally a dress size of 10 implies the girl is quite tall (about 180 cm), ie better proportioned. Thinking about it, the only way anyone can be size 10, yet only 5’6” is if they’re obese.
Recommended? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy cow, no. Not unless you’re seriously into obese chicks. If she were to lose a huge amount of weight, she would actually be quite hot, cuz she has a pretty face.
Looks 5/10
Body 1/10
Sex 2/10
Attitude 8/10
Overall 2/10
Why are these cracker privates such duds?
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