I thought I would start a thread with Adult Personal Adverts that I thought were funny.
The first comes from a transsexual who used to advertise under the name ‘Irish’ Claudia. She has dropped the Irish bit, but not her shithouse attitude.
At the start of her ad she states:
“NOT INTO BUSH PIGS If you text’s me one will be BLOCK ok!!!!!”
She then goes on to say:
“I AM NOT HERE FOR YOUR BULLSHIT: KEEP THAT FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE! P.S No Irish Men thank you. I'm sure the Girls are more suited to your drunken needs as you had to bypass them to get here.”
She closes with:
“No bullshit calls, no texting and no penis pics I have the penis you are looking for!
”I think I love this girl. In case you think I am joking I have included the link below.
http://sydney.backpage.com/TranssexualE ... ok/5398059
The second ad I want to include comes from private massage girl Anna who advertises on Cracker. In case you thought she might provide extras she noted:
No SEX
No Greek
No RIM
No COF
No COT
No BJ
No French
No anal
No FS
No private number will be no answer:
I interpret that last phrase to mean “Unless you use a private number I will not answer”. Methinks that the old ‘double negative’.
Her link is
http://cracker.com.au/sydney-inner-sydn ... a®ion=3
Go with the flow
James
I'll suck your cock with passion... Ill wrap my lips around and caress your head like its best thing I've tasted and it'll make my pussy dripping wet (no joke). What turns me on..? Feeling you get hard in my mouth... and I love a good tease... the longer I suck the more I wanna fuck... 