Crabs (pubic lice)

[blazingaussie]

Anyone had crabs before?
Apart from the itching, how did you know? Can you see it with the naked eye?
Also can you get it from bed sheets or is it only transferred from person to person??

[bender]

Go direct to the chemist, they sell the special shampoo without script problem solved.

[indiana]

You will usually get a lot of itching especially near the 'hair line' where the buggers burrow in. Just like head lice you can see them, and also the eggs that will be attached to the hair. Never heard of getting them off sheets, but lack of cleanliness can contribute. Have heard that raw alcohol or turps applied liberally will get rid of them, but no doubt your balls will also be nice and cherry-red too. Get to the chemist before you give them to the missus!

[Beaker]

Another good reason why I prefer shaven maidens.