Maggie @ Pendle Hill

[James Dean]

1/112 Ballandella Rd.
Pendle Hill
Phone: 96363372
$160/30

G’day Mates,

This is a review of Maggie.

Well, my nephew P.Diddy took me out of my comfort zone and led me to this place that felt like a couple of ship containers stacked one on top of the other. The reception room was pitch black with a 3rd rate porno film on a screen there. 9By the way, the stuff they do in the porno is NOT the stuff the WL will offer!)

Before I discuss the punt with Maggie I need to talk a bit about time. Time is the ultimate enemy we cannot defeat. Father Time is one mean son-of-a-bitch. Father Time does a total job on all of us. He takes that once youthful face of yours and turns it into a prune. Your eyes become slits with bags under them the size of large Samsonite suitcases and your face is full of busted capillaries. To top it all off, that once majestic Roman nose becomes bulbous and the voice turns into a rasp. The walk? Once you walked with a swagger, but all too soon you are bent over like the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Everyone passing you thinks you are either looking for dimes or ‘useable’ cigarette butts on the footpath. I forgot to mention, you develop a hernia the size of a basketball and a prostate like a hot potato that forces you to piss every 18 seconds. Yep, when Father Time finishes with you, you’re a right royal mess!

Another that I need to note is I believe in being clean. I carry with one hand disinfectant so that when you slobs don’t wash your hands in a public toilet I can clean my hands when I open the door. I believe in being clean.

Let’s now get to Maggie.

The Papasan ‘Blue’ organised the line-up had 3 woman. The first was a Cauc named Emma, the second a sexy looking Asian whose name I don’t remember and Maggie.

Maggie said she was 27 and that looked about right. She has a pretty face, about 170 cm tall, nice D cups and a closely trimmed pussy that is reasonably tight. Her English is not as good as it first appears to be. In other words it is so so.

Maggie is a time waster. Not only is Father Time fucking me over, but so was Maggie. I got in the shower and Maggie was gone for a good 10 minutes. As I had booked for an hour 1/6th of my session was kaput. She then realised she had forgotten to bring the towels and another 5 minutes was consumed, although the towels were on a shelf in the corridor about 5 steps from the door! She returned and needed to take a shower herself, which was another 5 minutes. Folks, add together the time wasting and a 1/3rd of the hour is gone!

Everything Maggie did, she did in slow motion. And boy, is this girl clean!!! We started with a bit of very light kissing and after each peck she wiped her gob carefully. Needless to say, this was a mood killer so I stopped the light kisses, but the gob wiping (tissue) box remained next to her. Why? Because as I sucked her nipples she wiped them with a tissue.

She performed a CBJ and after a few sucks would wipe her gob with another issue! It was a CBJ not a BBJ!

While all this is happening in slow motion she is giving me very mechanical dirty talk e.g., “I want you to fuck me Baby!” I half expected her to wipe her gob after every dirty word!

In the end I had enough and jerked myself off. Even given the massive time wasting I finished early before P.Diddy.

I sat out on a sofa outside of reception waiting for Diddy. a Cauc woman about 50 came in. She took one look at me and the following conversation ensued”

She: What are you doing?
Dean: Sitting on a sofa.
She: I mean why are you sitting out here?
Dean; This is where I spend my holidays.

She then goes into another room and says to ‘Blue’ “ Who the fuck is that arsehole out there?”

Getting older, I can’t afford to waste much time. A mate said to me the other day they should make a movie about my punting exploits. I told him, “At my age if they want me to see it they better make it quick!”

Well, I need to dash now.

See you all again soon.

Until that time friends . . .until that time.

James

[sharpfocus]

Yes, Maggie is a time waster. This place used to have a few good punts but they are now sadly gone. The problem with going to this place is the receptionist is very rude - if you don't pick someone from the line up they get the shits. The male receptionists are often like that.