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Re: Warning Do not join Syd 99

Unread postby bender » Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:00 pm

You guys have enough material for a comic book

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Re: Warning Do not join Syd 99

Unread postby Wilsno » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:45 pm

The ex karate student continues. Sifu also help runs a well known security company
which has some major contracts for shopping malls , night clubs and pubs .Before i
suffered my ear injury because of Sifu tomfoolery i worked as one of these
security guards. He continues.
'' It was mental torture and if you had any good communication and literacy and can
hold done a conversation don't work for Sifu. If you are brain dead ( iq of a baby
calamari ) no initiative and unemployable and waiting to die and enjoy being
openly ridiculed with negative criticism , harassed , bullied , backstabbed , sworn
and publicly dressed down in front of staff and public on daily occurrence then
Sifu security company is for you.
Sifu was also a snake in the grass with wages and superannuation as payments were often
messed up and underpaid of course .

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Re: Warning Do not join Syd 99

Unread postby Sprz » Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:51 pm

Well it probably explains why their site has been down for the past 3 weeks

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Re: Warning Do not join Syd 99

Unread postby path1k » Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:07 am

Wilson I tried a few Google searches and cannot find anything related to this apparent "Sifu" or one of his former students being injured by shattered glass while helping him.

Perhaps you could PM me?

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Re: Warning Do not join Syd 99

Unread postby CunningLinguist » Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:09 am

The ex karate student of Sifu continues his report on Sifu activities. I was witness to some
abominable behavior of Sifu on his honeymoon in Thailand. Sifu being a scrooge got
married in Pattaya when he had a Muay Thai training camp arranged there and some of his
fighters to fight and the promoter was to cover Sifu expenses.
I arrived 3 days earlier to oversee things and i got a urgent text from Sifu. I rushed to Sifu
hotel as i was his trusted confidante at the time. I arrived and Sifu had a very worried , stressed
look on his face and i thought this must be very serious. It turns out his new wife ( mail order of course )
who father who lived in Bangkok was very ill and she had to be at his bed side. Sifu then confided in me that
he hadn't have sex in 48 hrs and he wanted to go to a go go bar. I said Sifu its your honeymoon and Sifu
snarled i have my needs .
Well seeing the intense anger in Sifu eyes who am i to disobey. Anyway we went to the nearest go go bar and
like when you are at the fish markets we were quickly surrounded by female seagulls . I did the talking as i
mentioned before Sifu is a bully and has the charm of a emu and the talking skills of a ventriloquist doll.
There were 5 to select and against my wishes Sifu selected wrong that was a bit overly keen for my
liking.
This is Sifu AR. I laid down and expected and BJ . But she was either lazy or inexperienced. I suspect the
latter as she pecked the head of my dick like peck , peck ,peck like a budgie does when eating seeds.
This infuriated me and then i got her to lay on the bed missionary. I couldn't tell if she was alive or dead
as she was as stiff as a surfboard with tits and i thought how could it get any worse ?
Well i decide to finish and she is mumbling something moo ! moo !moo ! moo ! Now i don't speak Thai
but i love my Thai Pork Satay so basically she is calling me a pig. I know i am bit overweight ( okay i
could qualify for big loser ) but that is just plain rude.
Sifu then came and Sifu rolls over for a rest. After the slob Sifu gets his energy back he realizes the
girl has fallen asleep. Sifu being a gluttony is hungry and tries to wake her and when he does she
starts yelling and cursing Sifu with Thai expletives . I guess Sifu will be eating alone.
Next day i told Sifu i had warned him about the overly keen ones and i mentioned it to Sifu did you use
a condom and Sifu sheepishly remarks he forget.
Nice one Sifu.

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Re: Warning Do not join Syd 99

Unread postby blazingaussie » Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:23 pm

I call bullshit on all this and it’s the same dude using different names. Troll!

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Re: Warning Do not join Syd 99

Unread postby David Smith » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:57 pm

The ex karate student continues. Sifu also owned a Asian restaurant and takeaway.Which
was always very popular with locals and tourists. Sifu hygiene practices were
questionable at best though. Sifu when busy ordered the staff to keep the live mud crabs in
the toilet and make the homemade ice cream in the bath tub.
Sifu also regularly cooled down the ducks and the barbecued pig in the back alley where
Sifu had repeatedly ignored requests from the council about the pigeon shit ridden wall.
Sifu also had his own vegetable patch and catfish pond which Sifu regularly fertilize and fed
with human waste. I wonder why Sifu baby bok choys were so crunchy and his catfish grew so
plump.
How did Sifu get away with this ? Sifu would always provide a banquet for the health
inspectors and would feed them his famous hand made dumpling 's .
The secret recipe ? Well the meat was provided by the gigantic rats killed by his cat
babycat of course .

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Re: Warning Do not join Syd 99

Unread postby Wilsno » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:48 pm

Ex karate of Sifu continue's. Sifu is now divorced and i will post on Sifu's attempts at
punting on Cracker. I will post the truth on really happened to Sifu marriage and what
caused the breakup in a future post and not the salacious gossip or Chinese whispers
going around the martial arts community.
Sifu is hopeless at social media and he still uses a abacus so i got Sifu to look at some
Cracker ads. Sifu selected a Eurasian lady aged 25. Sifu continues what happened as
per he told me.
I got there 9.55 pm and it seems a nice flat in a modern block discreet and safe and if
you are hungry a McDonald's nearby. I paid the money and i asked to use the toilet and
to use the shower. I was told the toilet not flushing and i open the lid and there are turds
floating and tampoons. Nice. I go to use the shower and there is blood stained underwear
hanging up but the blood is dry and i least i know at least she is not having her period
today as it looks like its being there for ages . ( I watch CSI )
I decide against shower and go to wash my face and i look at her sink and there is genital
herpes medication there. ( I recognized the brand and label from the ad i have seen at the
STD clinic. )
I leave the bathroom and there are 3 cats wandering around and the room is filthy and stinks.
The lady is friendly enough however she is closer to 50 than 25. I start to play only to find
discharge oozing from her. I know she offered bareback and i was concerned she had indeed
done the act with her last customer and had not cleaned herself. Foul.
She asked me to suck her tits. OMG what huge nipples. I would say 1.5 cm long and 2 cm wide.
If she had kids the poor little devils would have starved as they wouldn't be able to get their
mouth in . I could though.
Her body was quite obese and she had a nasty rash all over her legs and pot belly and scabs all
over her tits. She said a dog had bitten her. The mood couldn't get any worse and it did. There
was a lingering foul odor. Yep the unwelcome smell of her pussy. It smelt like a bag of prawn
heads had being left out on a summer day. I am not going to go on anymore on how hard it was
to fuck her but i just blocked it out and i thought of my fav pornstar.
I will summarise it was like shagging the corpse of a roadkill only the smell worse. I did complain
after and she often me $15 refund. Enough to buy a Big Mac large meal.
Thanks you are so thoughtful and generous.

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Re: Warning Do not join Syd 99

Unread postby David Smith » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:28 pm

Sifu being a Kung Fu Grandmaster ( so he says ) has his own philosophy on life and
spiritual matters and Sifu considers himself a 21st century Confucius or Socrates.
But really some of his advice to his students who use to worship him is mind - boggling.
This is some of the philosophy Sifu has given to students.
A student asks Sifu about what to do on his Year 12 School Formal.
Sifu says it is a suitable time to deflower his partner and this is how to do it.
'' Touch her like a alligator
Stroke her like she is a wolverine.
Cuddle her like she is a hyena
And sweet talk her like having foreplay with a baboon on speed and vigara "
Sifu i protested incredulous i know be gentle but this type of advice on losing
your virginity.
Sifu philosophy to one of his students in front of the other students who asked
Sifu about safe sex practice's when in Pattaya.
Sifu snarled " What's the deal you pathetic hairless scrotum. Its just another hole
to poke your dick in. You act like you are some , innocent , naive sweet virgin .
When like all punter's you are a pack of ravenous mongrels !! What are you saving
your corrupted cock for some virgin wife ? Why are you becoming some kind of
Michael Jackson paranoid germ freak ?
I shook my head and thought Sifu not everybody want's to catch HIV from one town
which has a high rate of HIV.
Sifu also did workshops and seminar 's and did Q and A which i will later in future
posts and i will share more of Grandmaster Sifu philosophy.

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Re: Warning Do not join Syd 99

Unread postby teazzer » Sat Jan 13, 2018 11:57 pm

wow this stufifi guy sounds amazing you should write a book , Did you date him ?



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