New to visiting brothels?
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:41 pm
50 thousand newbies reading this? No pressure. Here's a few tips if you are just starting out, only my 2c worth.
1) Don't pick up street girls
2) Don't go to Kings Cross strip clubs
* To get started perhaps try an erotic massage - then explore some of the full service options after that.
* It will take time to get over your shyness and nervousness, but eventually you will feel right at home chatting to brothel staff.
* Reception will exaggerate everything on the phone, to get you to visit the shop, eg number of ladies, age of ladies etc etc. Take it with a grain of salt and no probs.
* Before you go, ask your self what you are looking for. If you are not looking for a fat old boiler you do not have to go with a boiler. Try to shop around and find a place that has what you are looking for.
* Generally things will be busier thur, fri and sat nights, the upside is more ladies are rostered on so more choice, however some guys like to visit during quiet times like off nights, or at meal times, may be less girls on but it feels more relaxed and personalised.
* There's no need to be shy or nervous, you are not doing anything illegal. Understandably, married guys may prefer to be more discreet than single guys. Many shops have a more discreet rear entrance.
* It helps if you are smiling, clean, sober and polite
* Switch off your phone during session
* Both you and your selected lady MUST be over 18yrs
* Learn to say "This is not what I'm looking for" smile, and walk out if you don't like what's on offer. Keep in mind what you ARE looking for maybe rostered on a different day so reception can be your best ally.
* If you see a hottie that you must have, don't hesitate book her immediately before someone else does. You can also extend your booking at any time.
* Direct all questions to reception that's their job. You can also ask questions directly to ladies during the introduction, or in the room.
* Chinese receptionists often have low level English so they are not always stupid, it just seems that way due to the cultural gap and language problems.
* Like any business you can negotiate the prices at some places. Try it on with reception, but always keep a smile on your face, and remember you're not buying a house.
* Do you research. It can be impossible to judge on appearances, sometimes the glamour in the lineup has a princess attitude in the room, and the 'plain jane' will fuck your brains out.
* At some places, you can expect a "health check" whereby your penis is examined under a lamp. Any problems at all in this department go directly to your doctor or http://www.sesahs.nsw.gov.au/sydhosp/SSHC.asp do not pass go do not collect $200
* You usually pay upfront and you must wear a condom during sex, working girls will often use lube as well a water based lubricant. It doesn't hurt to be generous with the lube.
* Don't fuck around wasting time in the shower, you should have already had a shower before you arrived, you should need a quick rinse only. Everything you do in that room costs you $3.33/minute so washing your hair/talking/etc might not be a top priority in a half hour booking. You do not have to "chat up" hookers in the room.
* "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things" - Yoda. Use common sense to time your session especially in a 30min booking. If unsure just say "I love oral sex" at the beginning - she will know what to do
* for longer bookings the rule at some places is "you can cum as many times as you can within the paid time", but be reasonable, if you've just hammered her for 45 mins she may have deserved a break. Tip! If you've cum once and you feel satisfied, just ask her for a back rub for the remaining time.
* It is reasonable to issue polite instructions to your working lady during the session to keep things moving along eg: "I'd prefer to have a massage after we've finished" or "Lets try this position now". *Exception* With Korean massage girls it is often better to let them take charge as they often have a set agenda and may not expect to have it interrupted.
* Note that many Asian ladies have low level English, they won't know or care what the hell you are talking about, however most of em know the word "tip"
* Each shop and receptionist has a different interpretation of 30 minutes before they hit the buzzer. I've seen it go off after 13 minutes whilst timing it on my watch. Some argue that they hit it at 25 mins to let you have a shower. Sometimes they let you go overtime and don't even buzz. They are all different so it takes a while to familiarise. The main thing is to start the session without time wasting at the beginning then you should be fine. Stats say that the average pumping time during sex is only 7 minutes.
* Hearts and Ho's don't mix, don't make the mistake of thinking you are having a relationship. It's very common for girls to act a little during the session. Just enjoy it for what is is then move on.
* It's not cool to ask a WL for her phone number, it could be perceived as your attempt to meet her outside the shop (shop loses out) or worse "headhunt" her away to another shop. Keep your nose clean.
* When there is a knock on the door, or the buzzer goes this usually indicates you are almost out of time, start thinking about winding things up.
* It is called punting for a reason. It's perfectly normal to have dud sessions now and then. Best bet is to make a full on complaint to the management. However note that It's not realistic to judge all service in a given shop on the basis of one bad experience.
* If you had a good time, why not post a review in the hookerlooker forum?
Thats all I can think of, but I'm sure others will have more advice to add below guys?
* Finally, If you meet your boss/relative/neighbour/daughter just give them a big high 5, yell out "woohooo" then bark like a dog and howl at the moon. Give them a big wink and a nudge and be sure to do some hip thrusting movements for good measure. Then proceed to give them a hardcore explicit "blow by blow" description of your last rooting session emphasising every gory detail.
1) Don't pick up street girls
2) Don't go to Kings Cross strip clubs
* To get started perhaps try an erotic massage - then explore some of the full service options after that.
* It will take time to get over your shyness and nervousness, but eventually you will feel right at home chatting to brothel staff.
* Reception will exaggerate everything on the phone, to get you to visit the shop, eg number of ladies, age of ladies etc etc. Take it with a grain of salt and no probs.
* Before you go, ask your self what you are looking for. If you are not looking for a fat old boiler you do not have to go with a boiler. Try to shop around and find a place that has what you are looking for.
* Generally things will be busier thur, fri and sat nights, the upside is more ladies are rostered on so more choice, however some guys like to visit during quiet times like off nights, or at meal times, may be less girls on but it feels more relaxed and personalised.
* There's no need to be shy or nervous, you are not doing anything illegal. Understandably, married guys may prefer to be more discreet than single guys. Many shops have a more discreet rear entrance.
* It helps if you are smiling, clean, sober and polite
* Switch off your phone during session
* Both you and your selected lady MUST be over 18yrs
* Learn to say "This is not what I'm looking for" smile, and walk out if you don't like what's on offer. Keep in mind what you ARE looking for maybe rostered on a different day so reception can be your best ally.
* If you see a hottie that you must have, don't hesitate book her immediately before someone else does. You can also extend your booking at any time.
* Direct all questions to reception that's their job. You can also ask questions directly to ladies during the introduction, or in the room.
* Chinese receptionists often have low level English so they are not always stupid, it just seems that way due to the cultural gap and language problems.
* Like any business you can negotiate the prices at some places. Try it on with reception, but always keep a smile on your face, and remember you're not buying a house.
* Do you research. It can be impossible to judge on appearances, sometimes the glamour in the lineup has a princess attitude in the room, and the 'plain jane' will fuck your brains out.
* At some places, you can expect a "health check" whereby your penis is examined under a lamp. Any problems at all in this department go directly to your doctor or http://www.sesahs.nsw.gov.au/sydhosp/SSHC.asp do not pass go do not collect $200
* You usually pay upfront and you must wear a condom during sex, working girls will often use lube as well a water based lubricant. It doesn't hurt to be generous with the lube.
* Don't fuck around wasting time in the shower, you should have already had a shower before you arrived, you should need a quick rinse only. Everything you do in that room costs you $3.33/minute so washing your hair/talking/etc might not be a top priority in a half hour booking. You do not have to "chat up" hookers in the room.
* "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things" - Yoda. Use common sense to time your session especially in a 30min booking. If unsure just say "I love oral sex" at the beginning - she will know what to do
* for longer bookings the rule at some places is "you can cum as many times as you can within the paid time", but be reasonable, if you've just hammered her for 45 mins she may have deserved a break. Tip! If you've cum once and you feel satisfied, just ask her for a back rub for the remaining time.
* It is reasonable to issue polite instructions to your working lady during the session to keep things moving along eg: "I'd prefer to have a massage after we've finished" or "Lets try this position now". *Exception* With Korean massage girls it is often better to let them take charge as they often have a set agenda and may not expect to have it interrupted.
* Note that many Asian ladies have low level English, they won't know or care what the hell you are talking about, however most of em know the word "tip"
* Each shop and receptionist has a different interpretation of 30 minutes before they hit the buzzer. I've seen it go off after 13 minutes whilst timing it on my watch. Some argue that they hit it at 25 mins to let you have a shower. Sometimes they let you go overtime and don't even buzz. They are all different so it takes a while to familiarise. The main thing is to start the session without time wasting at the beginning then you should be fine. Stats say that the average pumping time during sex is only 7 minutes.
* Hearts and Ho's don't mix, don't make the mistake of thinking you are having a relationship. It's very common for girls to act a little during the session. Just enjoy it for what is is then move on.
* It's not cool to ask a WL for her phone number, it could be perceived as your attempt to meet her outside the shop (shop loses out) or worse "headhunt" her away to another shop. Keep your nose clean.
* When there is a knock on the door, or the buzzer goes this usually indicates you are almost out of time, start thinking about winding things up.
* It is called punting for a reason. It's perfectly normal to have dud sessions now and then. Best bet is to make a full on complaint to the management. However note that It's not realistic to judge all service in a given shop on the basis of one bad experience.
* If you had a good time, why not post a review in the hookerlooker forum?
Thats all I can think of, but I'm sure others will have more advice to add below guys?
* Finally, If you meet your boss/relative/neighbour/daughter just give them a big high 5, yell out "woohooo" then bark like a dog and howl at the moon. Give them a big wink and a nudge and be sure to do some hip thrusting movements for good measure. Then proceed to give them a hardcore explicit "blow by blow" description of your last rooting session emphasising every gory detail.