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by alecsomesmart
Fri Oct 28, 2005 3:43 am
Forum: Forum Usage Tips And Rules
Topic: New to visiting brothels?
Replies: 35
Views: 80532

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Four Secrets of successful relationships

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.

2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.

4. It is very important that these three women never meet.


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by alecsomesmart
Sat Oct 01, 2005 4:55 pm
Forum: Forum Usage Tips And Rules
Topic: New to visiting brothels?
Replies: 35
Views: 80532

After Bender asks question: *Sound of wind blowing... crickets... A tumble weed rolls across the screen... In the distance we hear a lonely Coyote howl at the moon… * ________________________________________ By the way: The correct answers Wife/GF should give when you call her are along the lines o...
by alecsomesmart
Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:40 pm
Forum: Forum Usage Tips And Rules
Topic: New to visiting brothels?
Replies: 35
Views: 80532

OK so It’s Friday arvo and I have way too much time on my hands so here is another rule of thumb to “pencil in.” Most of you will have heard it anyway but for those who haven’t… THE GF/WIFE “FIRMNESS” RULE. Next time you see GF/WIFE naked you say (in a loud commanding voice) “ Wife come here!” You p...
by alecsomesmart
Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:35 pm
Forum: Forum Usage Tips And Rules
Topic: New to visiting brothels?
Replies: 35
Views: 80532

Ok thought I would post up another "rule of thumb" so to speak. Might stir up some debate. Make two fists in front of you like you are riding a motor bike up close. Stick out your thumbs (rule of thumb get it? get it? Oh brother!) and bring fists together so that thumbs touch each other. P...
by alecsomesmart
Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:43 pm
Forum: Forum Usage Tips And Rules
Topic: New to visiting brothels?
Replies: 35
Views: 80532

Sadly, there are still a lot of places you wouldn't risk a Credit Card with: Be cashed up. It's easier for everyone (you can tip discreetly too) For God's sake shower and shave! It's not a date but respect and manners go a long long way. No girl likes razor burn and BO. Breath mints? I second the vo...